Wise Cheerful Ideas:
When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably Carbon Monoxide.- When you breathe, you inspire. When you don’t breathe, you expire.
- H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.
- Water is composed of two gins. Oxygin and hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
- The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom.
- The four seasons are salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
- Syntax is all the money collected at the church from sinners.
- The blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
- The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowls, of which there are five - a, e, i, o, and u.
- To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.
- Definitions:
- Germinate: to become a naturalized German.
- Momentum: what you give a person when they are going away.
- Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
- Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state.
- Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
- To prevent contraception: wear a condominium.
- Do two people who don't know what they are talking about know more or less than one person who doesn't know what he's talking about?
