You don't need brains to be a boss:
When the body was first created, all the parts wanted to be the boss.
- The brain said, "I should be boss because I control all of the body's responses and functions!"
- The heart said, "Surely no one deserves that position better than me, after all I supply you everything you need!"
- The feet said, "Wait, we should be boss since we carry the brain & heart about and get them to where they want to be!"
- The hands said, "But we should be the boss because we do all the hard work, lifting and earning all the money!"
Finally, the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being the boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to function!
Within a short time, the eyes weakened, the poor hands clenched, the feet twitched uncontrollably, the brain fevered, the lungs struggled heavily and the heart was about to cease operation. Eventually, they all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion was passed... All the other parts did all the difficult work; while the boss just sat and passed out the shit!
And the moral of the story is that you don't need a brain to be a boss; any asshole will do.
Source = www.cse.cuhk.edu.hk
